About

Welcome to my personal blog. 

Here you'll find funny cat pictures, helpful engineering advice, fan fiction recommendations, artwork, impassioned rants, and general political incorrectness.

If you're offended by opinionated people who argue their point intelligently, I'm sorry. Your world must be very small. Also, this is not the blog for you.

If you're offended by the occasional swear-word, this is also not the blog for you. I don't use them for shock value, but every so often something requires a godamnit. Replacement words, like goshdarnit, just don't convey the same amount of frustration with the universe.

For questions about my posts, feel free to email me. I'm a nice person, I promise. I was trained out of biting years ago.

Do not email me about personal things. I won't respond, and I will likely block you and/or call the police if said personal things involve creepy-pasta content or semi-nude pics. I will also sic my personal army of trained mutant squirrels on you. 

If, however, you absolutely must know what I like to put on my pasta, please leave a comment on the blog, and I might answer in another post if enough people clamor for information on my personal pasta habits.



Now that all the serious stuff is over with, enjoy this picture of my cats in the recycling box: